An Email from Reno

from "reno@awesome.com"
to cannedgoods1@gmail.com
date Aug 6, 2007 4:33 PM
subject Good news....

Hi - We tried calling you yesterday as we drove home from RI but no answer. Give me a call tonight. I have great news about the cookward you like. MOM

GREAT NEWS ABOUT THE COOKWARD!

I am thinking cookward could mean any of the following:
- A new direction. E.g. Onward, upward, cookward!
- The place in the asylum where they keep the chefs. No knives, peelers, choppers, graters, etc. allowed.
- The enigmatic duo of Rachel Leigh Cook and Sela Ward, who decided to team up after they both realized neither have had much of a career since 1999. Plan: play mother/daughter team in slightly different but actually the same dramedies that involve generational conflict and finding the strength that only a female familial bond could create to overcome tragedy.

Or she meant cookware with a typo. Whatever. Though come to think of it, we could use some Calphalon seeing as how my Dad had to cook eggs and french toast in a wok when they were here to visit. Hey, my people MAKE DO.