05 July 2007

7 minutes of fireworks. Seriously.

Seriously, Decatur? I mean, really? I will forgive this disappointment only because a) you will have to make up for this next year, otherwise some crazed stay at home mom who has been herding 4 kids around a tiny patch of green space in preparation for the oohing and ahhing is sure to go postal all over your ass and b) we're gonna have a bitchin party and I'll be proud of us for leaving the patio, let alone getting down the street to see the show by 9:30.

Anyway, I'm going to learn how to post pics now and put up Chatham South. Oh, and we don't close til July 16, so all this "ours" nonsense is pretty much just a fiction til we sign the freedom-to-move-to-SouthEast-Asia-on-a-whim away. I explained this to R and how I could have like 500 husbands there because of how they aren't allowed to have as many kids so people kill their girl babies because they're less valuable and now there is a crazy ratio imbalance of men to women and pretty much Asia is going to start WWIII because of all the pent up sexual tension. And that's just if the terrorists don't get us first. But at least I'll have 500 dudes fighting for my honor, right?

Then he mentioned how that's just China and I would more likely end up a Thai hooker. Point taken.

Also, link of the day: http://www.someecards.com/
"Our safe word scares me." I love these people.

1 comment:

E(Liz)a(Beth) said...

I'd just like to point out that we, in fact, sold our house specifically to move to South Asia. Moving to South Asia is ALWAYS an option. Never rule it out, my friend.